#Vegan And #Vegetarian #Jokes

Can I tell you a vegan joke? I promise it won’t be cheesy.

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Q: What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?
A: A hummus-cide.

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Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Are you stalking me?

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Q: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
A: GgggrrrRRAAIIiinnnNNnnSss!