Need another hammock day

My husband and I have a mixed marriage: he grew up in the Methodist tradition, I the Catholic. We have solved this in various ways depending on where we live and what is on offer. When we moved to our new town I spotted the main Catholic Church right away, located in what looked to be smack in the middle of the township. Oh. So for the past year while attending the local Methodist church I have been asking everyone from Debra to the previous tenants, "Would it be safe for us to go?" Nobody th...