Books, The Crayfish and Me

I am not a sociable person and I do not receive many visitors, so I was surprised when this one turned up, unannounced at my front door.

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He is an American Crayfish. I’m assuming it’s a he, I don’t get female visitors. His visit was all the more surprising considering that there is very little water around here. Initially, I wasn’t aware that he was an American Crayfish, but then the postman arrived and informed me that ‘it’ was, and that American Crayfish are a clear and present danger to ou...