A Human Trait Of Nutty Bait!

You humans really are sad. The cat rolls his eyes plenty at our pad. But this clickbait title caught the eye. Not in a good way as away elsewhere we did fly.

You don't have to wait.
We'll share the clickbait.
We'll even share more at our lair.
But first, Celebrities In Their Underwear.

Go ahead and click.
You'll notice them from their flick.
Or maybe not.
No makeup or "additions" for any spot.

But that's not all.
Nope, there is such a call.
We've got so much more.
Celebrities at the shore.

What? That was lame?
But it has what's his name.
Has what's her name too.
Equal opportunity in view.

Celebrities on a roof.
Push them and poof.
No more to see.
Celebrities flattened like your TV.

Celebrities on a porch.
That has to lit your torch.
They may get splinters too.
Does that impress you?

Celebrities on the loo.
Now there is a view.
Watch your idol pee.
That deserves a yippeee.

Celebrities in a moat.
There they are on a boat.
They are humping a goat.
That ought to surely float.

Celebrities on a broom.
They just go zoom.
Can see a blur and nothing more.
Oh look, Jesus even came ashore.

Celebrities eating rocks.
Celebrities getting shocks.
Celebrities buying water.
Celebrities mating with an otter.

Pfffffffffft whoopdi friggin doo. That is what comes from my zoo. But don't you want to see all of that? Note, most were made up by the cat. But the celebrities in their underwear is real. Go click elsewhere if you want that ordeal. Do you fall for such clickbait crap at your sea? Underwear...ummm...yippeee? Pffft once more needs to come to pass. Such celebrity crap can kiss my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.