Wait, *Another* Outside Column? Well I'll Be!

Well, when it rains it rains heavily, because I've got another column up on Outside's website already!



It's weird because whenever a new one pops up I usually see it on Twitter, find myself wondering, "Wait, did I write that?," and then after a paragraph or two I'm like, "Oh yeah, I guess I did."
There's a fine line between being prolific and projectile-vomiting prose, and I crossed that line long ago.
Of course that's not to say I don't stand behind the quality of my columns, because I totally do--though the illustrations are obviously the best part, and I basically just write really long captions for them.
Hey, beats working!