The Little Whiff Of The It's Not If!

The cat is here to help you all. I will just have a ball. I may chew on it too. Then I'll give it to the dog when it gets eww. That is so nice of me. I'll do it unless he tries to eat my pee.

Can't do that.
Can't do this.
It is strat.
It isn't bliss.

It's not if this.
It's not if that.
Then it is bliss.
Then it isn't strat.

Confused by me.
Confused by you.
Quite the spree,
When one becomes two.

It's not if I explain.
It's not if you read.
For in a musical lane,
Strat doesn't = shit at your feed.

But if not jingle bells.
Or some other way.
Then away it still spells,
And strat shits away.

Can't do that.
Can't do this.
Chew that fat.
It sure won't miss.

Can do it if.
Can do it if.
Don't have a tiff.
I repeated like Biff.

Blue people stink.
They can't stand.
They crawl and wink.
They pee in their hand.

That is so racist of you.
That is so racist of me.
It's not if you're blue.
It's not if you pee.

Can't do it here.
Can't do it there.
Can do it near.
Strat I must swear.

Don't you love the little outs people use? They sure do amuse. That isn't bad if...insert excuse ever so swift. That is okay if....another excuse ever so swift. Otherwise it is ohhhhhhhhh soooo bad. Oh wait. Not if this is done at your pad. I'll post unless we croak and go beneath the grass. That is a fine excuse for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.