I Have The “Do As I Say And Not As I Did” Sex Talk With My Teens

I walked into the pharmacy to buy my first box of condoms in about 20 years. I walked down the aisle and started reading the boxes.

“Ribbed for her pleasure.” Out.

“Ultrathin.” Absolutely out!! 

Where was the box that said, “Think twice” or “Are you sure?” or “Call your mom first”?

I picked the plainest box of condoms I could find, without the word pleasure on it.  This got me thinking about a niche. Condoms by moms, with sayings, and skulls and crossbones, and warning signs.  Maybe some pic...