The Tiny Way With A Large Display!

Did the cat contradict himself there? Beats me at my lair. I do it all the time with my first and third person chime. So I'll do it some more. But this one is on the human shore.

This is better.
Read our letter.
It's gotten small.
But damn it all.

The paper is the same size.
Length, width, and height flies.
As in passes like before.
But we got thinner at our shore.

But we won't stop there.
New and improved comes to the fair.
Yeah, those two words together are total bullshit,
But shhhhhh, we don't have to spread it.

For it's the same great machine.
It is still shiny and clean.
It can still do the same.
But we shrunk it to make our claim.

And we didn't stop there.
We have another surprise to spare.
It is the best one yet.
The price is a safe bet.

It will stay the same.
Hey, we aren't to blame.
It may cost less to make,
But in marketing we still have to partake.

Yep, that is truly it.
The whole truth with no bullshit.
Actually the price may increase.
We'll blame it on the markets in Greece.

But for right now,
You and your friends can wow.
You'll get it for the same great price as before.
Smaller, but our ads are still large in store.

Oh, and we sell food too.
Same great product you knew,
But less in the package that you buy.
Same great price, that's no lie.

So enjoy the mini quest.
We give you our best.
It will never get taller.
In fact, next month it may get smaller.

Don't you love that? Same price for their shrinking, not so-shrinking, or other scat? Then they are all whelmed about it while they spurt their bullshit. The sheep lap it up too. Oh look, a mini machine thingy in view. Yep, that really impresses in mass. Much like a flea on my same-sized little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.