A Satisfied Customer

The Baltimore chapter of the Society for the Preservation of Daft Little Old Men proudly presents a portrait of a very satisfied customer.

Cats of all ages enjoy having daft little old men to sit upon, as they are warm, don't move around too much, generally wear enough layers of clothing that kneading with sharp claws does not result in the ejection of the cat from its chosen resting place, and frequently provide skritchies.  This cat, HRH Aziza Noor al Salaam of Mauraj, alias "Fez the Spotty Kitty," finds her daft little old man to be entirely satisfactory in all these respects and adds that she has managed to train her daft little old man to unzip his fleece jacket on her behalf and allow her to climb inside, between jacket and flannel shirt.  This is the kind of high quality customer service you can expect from the Society for the Preservation of Daft Little Old Men.

If you would like to obtain a daft little old man for your cat, contact your local chapter of the Society for the Preservation of Daft Little Old Men.