Born A Rhyme That Way This Time!

The cat heard another really lame excuse the other day. Is there anything else you humans can say? You sure spurt them out a time or fifty. I guess you find them rather nifty.

They are great.
They are grand.
They can date.
They can stand.

They can talk.
They can win.
They can walk.
They can spin.

Their writing is tops.
Their abs are hard.
Their marketing pops.
They have an awesome yard.

They have 100 books.
They have so much more.
I give them dirty looks.
What about my shore?

I want that and that.
I want this and this.
I want to be better at that.
I want to be better at this.

I can't do it.
I can't even try.
I won't make a hit.
I can't tell a lie.

Besides, its not me.
It's all on the others.
The reason comes to be.
It stems from their mothers.

They were born that way.
I don't have their luck.
Listen to what I say.
I double passed the buck.

My logic makes no sense?
Are you that slow?
No, I'm not dense.
You just aren't in the know.

There is no reason to be torn.
I just have to sit and stare.
It's just the way we are born.
I haven't the ability to spare.

Pffffffffffffft is all the cat can say. Actually I can say much more at our bay. But then we'd be here all day. So I will just be on my way. Ever use the "they were born that way" excuse? Want me to prove it is obtuse? That guy has abs over there. He was born that way at his lair. So he was muscular when born? Damn, his mother must have had a very bad morn. Did you get that logic now? Did it suddenly go wow? Another excuse the born that way saying brings to pass. Of course I could have just be born that way to see such things with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.