The First To Say With This Display!

The cat has to get this out there. What? Just wait at your lair. Or wait wherever else you are. Like a store, work, or in a car. Traffic sure can suck. On that we pass the buck. Did we pass a deer? Hmm, that may not be clear.

Away we go.
High not low.
Low not high.
Either or we'll try.

Try and fail.
Fill a pail.
Try and succeed.
Do a fun deed.

Nope. Snip snip.
No gutter trip.
But if you stutter,
Go to the gutter.

In your head?
That's been said?
No, not today.
But maybe in another way.

We can't be worst.
We want to be first.
We can't be last.
So let's toss the cast.

Last and first.
Best and worst.
Worst and best.
All kinds of zest.

Now it's time.
Time for a chime.
A chime from me.
One you can't see.

Can't even hear.
Unless you say it clear.
But why would you speak?
Had to take a leak?

That would cause it.
No dribble bit by bit.
You needed in.
Hear that today at your bin?

That you may.
So let's have our say.
We've already had much though.
Pissy Blackboards reap what they sow!

Was I the first to say that? Come on, you can tell the cat. Why did that pop in? Don't ask me at my bin. It is loony after all. Bet you never heard that said at the mall. I said it first so I am the winner. Where is my chicken dinner? Are you one of those? Have to say things first while you strike a pose? Even though most things have been said before, you still act like it was magic at your shore. Sorry to say, not really, that there is more magic in the gas that comes out my mouthy little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.