A What's Name Kinda Game!

The cat goes by many. I may not respond to any. I may respond to them all. I guess it depends on who's giving the call. That and maybe if I care. I can be rather rude as I lick my ass at our lair.

What's in a name?
A question not tame.
One that may grow fatter.
No former, just latter.

Last and first.
The middle the worst.
The middle the best.
Is there a test?

A name tester.
Let that fester.
What if you fail?
Time to hit the trail?

Or the, Hey You!
That works too.
You can take your pick.
From asshole to dick.

Or go more.
A wanker encore.
Maybe whelmed will fit.
Or, Hey you little shit.

Would hey be first?
You little may be the worst.
Does that make shit the best?
Would it fail the name test?

A failing notion.
Named after an ocean?
Named after a dump?
At least it comes after a hump.

Or could come before.
A dreamers encore.
Go all hippy dippy.
Could get named all trippy.

Or just Trippy.
The tester may get lippy.
Or break out some weed.
What a name indeed.

Anything can work.
Even, Hey Jerk!
It may get confusing if you bale hay.
But let's not even get into spelling, okay?

Anyone out there named, Okay? That would be weird at ones bay. But sure some weird names about too. But we just proved you've got some weird ones at your zoo. Respond to "Hey You" or "Little ass" and you just gave the tester a pass. Or maybe a fail. We aren't sure if hay you bale. Thought I'd spell that bail? Nah, don't want to go to grammar jail. But both can be used as a name. If you can say it, it can be a name claim. Wouldn't it suck to get a name that was only a grunt? Your brain it may stunt. Don't you love going on about a name pass? Oh that thoughts that pop in to my appropriately named little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.