#Erotica Every Day: A Brighter Shade of Kale
September 23
A Brighter Shade of Kale© 2018 Giselle Renarde
“Real men don’t eat kale,” he says.
“Is that so?” she asks, cautiously. “I bet you’ve got a problem with quinoa too.”
“Big problem.” Hoyt comes up behind Christina at the kitchen sink and wraps both hands around her shoulders. “Quinoa looks like baby fingernails.”
She feels the swell of his cock against her ass and wonders how he can possibly be ready to go again. They were at it all morning. Her poor worn-out pussy is done for the day.
Cold water splashes off curly green leaves as she runs her fingers along the kale’s rubbery expanse. She can understand why a person wouldn’t like kale, but why make it a gender thing? She hasn’t known Hoyt long enough to ask him that question. She’s still hoping he’ll turn into the man of her dreams. And if he doesn’t, she’d rather delay finding out until she’s had her fill.
Because, man, can he fill her…
Damn, now her pussy’s all slick again. What a tease, because she knows her body. It’s reached its upper limit. No more sex today.
Turning off the tap, Christina slaps wet kale against the tea towel on the counter. Droplets fly in all directions and Hoyt says, “You’re getting me wet.”
“I know the feeling.”
He chuckles deeply, planting his face in her neck and breathing her in. “You smell like sex.”
“I wonder why.”
He finds the gap in her silk robe and slides his fingers between her pussy lips.
“Don’t,” she says, firmly.
“But you’re sooo wet!”
She closes her legs around his hand. “I know, but I’ve had enough.”
“Your body’s telling me otherwise.”
“Well don’t listen to my body—listen to my mouth.” She whips around and looks him plain in the face. “I said I’ve had enough, so hands off.”
He looks shocked. She’s never spoken to him this way before. For a moment, she’s not sure how he’ll react. Then he takes a step back and asks, “Hands off… or what?”
Now he seems to be playing some game she doesn’t recognize. He smirks, but not meanly, not threateningly. And he’s got his hands behind his back. What’s going on?
“What’ll you do if I can’t keep my hands to myself?”
“I don’t know,” she says. “Throw you out on your ass?”
He shakes his head. “It won’t come to that.”
“Won’t it?”
When he turns, she sees he’s got his wrists crossed one over the other. “If my hands are the problem, punish my hands.”
Does he want her to tie him up? She wouldn’t want to get it wrong and have him think she’s some kind of dominatrix.
“You know one thing I can’t stand about kale?” he asks. “It’s got that tough stem. It’s like a jump rope. I bet you could tie a knot in it.”
“Oh yeah?” Christina looks at the large leaf she’s been absently holding at her side. The bunch she bought this week was so huge it wouldn’t fit in the plastic produce bag at the supermarket. “I guess I could give it a try, test out your theory.”
Is this weird? She can’t decide, but she keeps asking herself the question as she sets one leaf on the cutting board and expertly slices around the stem.
“You’re right,” she says, holding it end to end. “This does feel strong.”
Hoyt raises an eyebrow. “Strong enough to hold me off?”
“Let’s find out.”
She wraps the stem around his wrists and then, stroke of genius, ties it around the fridge handle. With a curious smirk, he asks, “What are you doing back there?”
“If you try to escape you’ll have to drag my fridge behind you.” She ties it tight. It wants to unravel. Hoyt was right—it’s a lot like a jump rope. It’s got that firm rubberiness to it. “There. That should hold.”
He tugs the fridge, but not hard enough to open the door. He isn’t really trying, but that’s what tells her this exercise is more psychological than physical. Then he asks, “Well? What are you going to do with me?”
His cock tents his boxers, and she pulls them down around his ankles. The kale beckons and she takes a leafy bunch by its stem. “I’m gonna teach you to love kale if it’s the last thing I do.”
“You’ve got quite a challenge ahead of you,” he warns her.
“I know.” She smacks his cock, just gently, with the curly leaves. When he hisses, she asks, “What?”
“It’s wet,” he says.
She slaps his shaft again. “And?”
“Sharp.”
“No it’s not.” She strikes the inside of her wrist just to make sure, but the sensation surprises her skin. “Oh wow, it kind of is.”
He watches intently as she snaps one big leaf from its stem. “What now?”
“This.” Wrapping the greenery around his erection, she folds her kale in such a way the curly edges can’t touch him. When she’s got him firmly in her grips, she moves the wet leaf slowly forward and back. She’s good with her hands. Though she’s never used props before, and she’s never toyed with food, her method seems effective.
His knees buckle, but he rights himself, pushing back against the fridge, knocking magnets and To Do lists to the kitchen floor. “Holy Jesus,” he says as his eyes roll back. “You really know what you’re doing.”
She has no idea what she’s doing, but she’s hardly going to admit that now. Let him think she’s a vixen. Let him think she’s got kink.
The heat of Hoyt’s erection blazes through the kale’s cellular structure, warming her palm as she strokes him. It’s the corniest thing she could possibly say, but she just can’t help herself. Looking him plain in the face, she whispers, “Now we’re really cookin’.”
Come back tomorrow for more free flash fiction!
I am so excited to be able to bring you a full month of erotica. Whether you're enjoying the text version here or the audio version at my Audio Erotica Patreon page, I just want you to know how much I appreciate the time you spend interacting with my words. There's only so much time in the day, and I'm honoured that you spend some of yours with me.
If you've missed a day or you just want to buy the entire collection of Erotica Every Day, please do! It's available as an ebook, paperback, or large print book.
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Giselle Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
A Brighter Shade of Kale© 2018 Giselle Renarde“Real men don’t eat kale,” he says.
“Is that so?” she asks, cautiously. “I bet you’ve got a problem with quinoa too.”
“Big problem.” Hoyt comes up behind Christina at the kitchen sink and wraps both hands around her shoulders. “Quinoa looks like baby fingernails.”
She feels the swell of his cock against her ass and wonders how he can possibly be ready to go again. They were at it all morning. Her poor worn-out pussy is done for the day.
Cold water splashes off curly green leaves as she runs her fingers along the kale’s rubbery expanse. She can understand why a person wouldn’t like kale, but why make it a gender thing? She hasn’t known Hoyt long enough to ask him that question. She’s still hoping he’ll turn into the man of her dreams. And if he doesn’t, she’d rather delay finding out until she’s had her fill.
Because, man, can he fill her…
Damn, now her pussy’s all slick again. What a tease, because she knows her body. It’s reached its upper limit. No more sex today.
Turning off the tap, Christina slaps wet kale against the tea towel on the counter. Droplets fly in all directions and Hoyt says, “You’re getting me wet.”
“I know the feeling.”
He chuckles deeply, planting his face in her neck and breathing her in. “You smell like sex.”
“I wonder why.”
He finds the gap in her silk robe and slides his fingers between her pussy lips.
“Don’t,” she says, firmly.
“But you’re sooo wet!”
She closes her legs around his hand. “I know, but I’ve had enough.”
“Your body’s telling me otherwise.”
“Well don’t listen to my body—listen to my mouth.” She whips around and looks him plain in the face. “I said I’ve had enough, so hands off.”
He looks shocked. She’s never spoken to him this way before. For a moment, she’s not sure how he’ll react. Then he takes a step back and asks, “Hands off… or what?”
Now he seems to be playing some game she doesn’t recognize. He smirks, but not meanly, not threateningly. And he’s got his hands behind his back. What’s going on?
“What’ll you do if I can’t keep my hands to myself?”
“I don’t know,” she says. “Throw you out on your ass?”
He shakes his head. “It won’t come to that.”
“Won’t it?”
When he turns, she sees he’s got his wrists crossed one over the other. “If my hands are the problem, punish my hands.”
Does he want her to tie him up? She wouldn’t want to get it wrong and have him think she’s some kind of dominatrix.
“You know one thing I can’t stand about kale?” he asks. “It’s got that tough stem. It’s like a jump rope. I bet you could tie a knot in it.”
“Oh yeah?” Christina looks at the large leaf she’s been absently holding at her side. The bunch she bought this week was so huge it wouldn’t fit in the plastic produce bag at the supermarket. “I guess I could give it a try, test out your theory.”
Is this weird? She can’t decide, but she keeps asking herself the question as she sets one leaf on the cutting board and expertly slices around the stem.
“You’re right,” she says, holding it end to end. “This does feel strong.”
Hoyt raises an eyebrow. “Strong enough to hold me off?”
“Let’s find out.”
She wraps the stem around his wrists and then, stroke of genius, ties it around the fridge handle. With a curious smirk, he asks, “What are you doing back there?”
“If you try to escape you’ll have to drag my fridge behind you.” She ties it tight. It wants to unravel. Hoyt was right—it’s a lot like a jump rope. It’s got that firm rubberiness to it. “There. That should hold.”
He tugs the fridge, but not hard enough to open the door. He isn’t really trying, but that’s what tells her this exercise is more psychological than physical. Then he asks, “Well? What are you going to do with me?”
His cock tents his boxers, and she pulls them down around his ankles. The kale beckons and she takes a leafy bunch by its stem. “I’m gonna teach you to love kale if it’s the last thing I do.”
“You’ve got quite a challenge ahead of you,” he warns her.
“I know.” She smacks his cock, just gently, with the curly leaves. When he hisses, she asks, “What?”
“It’s wet,” he says.
She slaps his shaft again. “And?”
“Sharp.”
“No it’s not.” She strikes the inside of her wrist just to make sure, but the sensation surprises her skin. “Oh wow, it kind of is.”
He watches intently as she snaps one big leaf from its stem. “What now?”
“This.” Wrapping the greenery around his erection, she folds her kale in such a way the curly edges can’t touch him. When she’s got him firmly in her grips, she moves the wet leaf slowly forward and back. She’s good with her hands. Though she’s never used props before, and she’s never toyed with food, her method seems effective.
His knees buckle, but he rights himself, pushing back against the fridge, knocking magnets and To Do lists to the kitchen floor. “Holy Jesus,” he says as his eyes roll back. “You really know what you’re doing.”
She has no idea what she’s doing, but she’s hardly going to admit that now. Let him think she’s a vixen. Let him think she’s got kink.
The heat of Hoyt’s erection blazes through the kale’s cellular structure, warming her palm as she strokes him. It’s the corniest thing she could possibly say, but she just can’t help herself. Looking him plain in the face, she whispers, “Now we’re really cookin’.”
Come back tomorrow for more free flash fiction!I am so excited to be able to bring you a full month of erotica. Whether you're enjoying the text version here or the audio version at my Audio Erotica Patreon page, I just want you to know how much I appreciate the time you spend interacting with my words. There's only so much time in the day, and I'm honoured that you spend some of yours with me.
If you've missed a day or you just want to buy the entire collection of Erotica Every Day, please do! It's available as an ebook, paperback, or large print book.Get the ebook at...
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/890972?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GR4R6JW?tag=dondes-20
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=p39qDwAAQBAJ
Get the standard paperback from https://www.amazon.com/dp/1725995883/
Get the Large Print edition from https://www.amazon.com/dp/1726050483/
Get the audiobook from https://www.audible.com/pd/B07GVS6CLV/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-126320&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_126320_rh_us
See you tomorrow!
Giselle Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
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