Supervisory Comments

Things My Boss Says To ME

​"I knew you would want this." (a four inch long dead insect)
"I know you have trouble sitting still but STAY IN THE TRUCK." (we weren't moving at the moment) 
"Sorry, my words aren't working today." (to be fair mine weren't either)
"Do you HAVE TO GO POOP?" (yes, yes I did) 
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