7 Reasons I'd Never be Cryonically Frozen

This post was previously posted, it has been revised for reissue.



I Hate The Cold. This one might be a little on the nose, but it’s true. On top of that, I am abnormally sensitive to the cold. As I write this, I’m sitting in an office where the building’s system is set to “Fan” and my fingernails have a lovely purple ombre.


Freezer Burn: The Science Isn’t Here Yet. Here’s the thing. I’m