Chips & Queso
Cadbury Crème Eggs
Salt & Vinegar Pringles
Banana Pudding
Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte
Big League Chew (Original)
What's that collection of unrelated items? I'm glad you asked. That's my "manna list." You don't have one? I'll pray for you. Every Christian should have a manna list. It's a list of all the foods you've ever called manna, the highest culinary compliment a Christian can give a food item.
Inspired of course by the heavenly treat God rained down on the Israelites, a manna list is nothing to joke about. I didn't casually create that, unlike some people who bandy about the word "manna" to describe any meal that's even remotely delicious.
That list is hand crafted. For instance, notice I didn't say "chips & salsa." I said "queso," the melted nectar originally enjoyed in the garden of Eden. (I refuse to believe Adam and Eve didn't have access to queso. I'm almost positive there was a warm river of it that ran through Eden right next to the Euphrates.)
My only problem is that, right now, my manna list only has six items on it. Clearly, as a Christian, I can only really abide by seven-itemed lists.
What's one thing you'd add to the "manna list?"
What's your manna list look like?
Published on November 08, 2011 05:39