Slop It Up In A Fake Cup!

Are we feeding pigs today? They eat slop, don't they at some farm bay? Beats the heck out of me. A pig we don't see. Nope. The cat isn't going to the barnyard. Although to spot a few from where we are probably isn't hard.

Pigs can fly.
Proved by this guy.
This guy who did that.
Whoops, they went splat.

This plus this equals bliss.
Nothing I did miss.
It is a proven fact.
Whoops, death kinda did react.

Driving this long is okay.
It makes for a fine day.
Everyone I asked said so.
What do you mean your insurance company said no?

I mixed this with that.
It came out anything but scat.
It was anything at all.
Shh. Forget the smell and have a ball.

Green mixes the result.
Let's go have a malt.
We'll drink and then get it.
Whoops, we lied quite a bit.

9 out of 10 agree.
We are something to see.
It was proven by those nine.
They were bribed, but that's fine.

Dr. Oz endorsed it.
The internet says it's a hit.
That's a two for one.
Shhh. Both are lies that we spun.

Okay to eat for days.
Can eat it in many ways.
At least that is the thought.
We hid the proof that your insides will rot.

Rocks are very soft.
Throw them up in a loft.
There they will stay and turn to gold.
A friend of a friend of a dog's owner was told.

29 days of it will be best.
You'll pass any test.
You will be filled with zest.
After 29 days you'll be dead and not a pest.

Ever go the sloppy science path? Did you ever suffer wrath? Ever fall for it? Like some fake news bit? Dr. Oz says so. So it has to be a high and not a low. Right? No? Damn, that's a blow. Or maybe not. We have no need to make our insides rot. So on such "science" and "fact" we'll take a pass. That is the fact of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.