Monday Funnies! For the In Between Days....
Greetings followers and other random peeps. If this is your first look at the Brewing Passion blog thanks to the In Between Days blog hop--do me a fav in the name of market research and let me know in a comment.
who knows? you might win something? I'm known to pop a quick contest in the middle of a blog day. But it's not a bridge to Hawaii...you will see what I mean further down.
In the meantime, The In Between Days Blog Hop is going on. We Decadent Publishing authors are killing time between Halloween and the Holidays promoting our stories together!
Today, the incredibly talented Desiree Holt has the Official Tweeners Post!
The Turkish Delights trilogy began last Friday with the release of "Turkish Delights" a hot cougar story. It continues next Tuesday, 11/15 with Blue Cruise and finalizes 11/18 with Tulip Princess.
Blurbs:
Turkish Delight:
The fifteen year age difference between Elle Kensington, ex-patriat American executive and Emre Deniz, son of Istanbul's most successful businessmen, has not kept them from becoming fast friends as they tour Istanbul together. But the time has come for him to return to the U.S. to finish his master's degree and she has just been named CEO of the pharmaceutical company that brought her to Turkey in the first place. Elle adores her adopted country, and is alarmed to find herself falling in love with the young man who's been her impromptu guide for the last few months.
But she knows they can never be. She will return home to California within a month, leaving behind all she loves about the ancient city. In a rare fit of spontaneity, Elle has contracted with Madame Eve's OneNightStand dating service to hopefully find a way to forget the dark, handsome young man who has captured her heart. Little does she know what awaits her in the ancient recesses of the Ottoman palace turned luxury hotel under the hands of her one night stand masseur.
Blue Cruise: Caleb and Tarkan were an odd couple, men from two different cultures, but so in love they were determined to overcome any obstacles. Fate had different plans. Two years after tragedy strikes, Caleb is still a hollow shell of himself, alone and miserable.
Adem Broussard is happy enough, as owner and chef of his restaurant on the Turkish southern coast. But a tall, American Adonis he saw once, years ago on a Turkish Blue Cruise haunts his most erotic dreams and he hopes contracting with Madame Eve's 1NightStand service for an unconventional date will help him forget.
When Caleb caves in to his friend Elle's insistence that he return to Turkey and exorcise some of the demons that haunt him, he reluctantly climbs on board a private yacht for a special 1NightStand Blue Cruise. There he comes face to face with the man who remembers him well, and wants to help him heal.
Tulip Princess:
Lale Deniz, young, drifting and prone to wildness that her Turkish family doesn't understand is seeking something to help reestablish control over her life. Her beloved brother Tarkan has tragically exited her world. His twin lives far away in America with his growing family. When Elle, Emre's wife has a scary brush with death, Lale is dispatched to California to help with their five-year old daughter. But a recovering Elle has plans for Lale that include a magical 1NightStand.
Andreas Michos, Greek former NFL star, now athletic director at UNLV also floats through life seeking fulfillment. His ex-wife and sexual sub left him when he took away the limelight of football stardom. He doubts his own abilities anymore and has given up finding an outlet for his natural Dom.
Set against a backdrop of ancient cultural clashes and Mediterranean family dynamics, Lale and Andreas do meet in Las Vegas at the famous Castillos resort for a date. But it appears destined to fail. Unless they are both willing to relinquish control and discover what can be found inside the soul of another.
And NOW some JOKES! for Mondays which always suck!
The Bridge
A man on his Harley riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said,'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said,'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women.I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"and....
here are the rest of the In Between Days Hoppers. check us all out! all month long!
cheers
Liz
who knows? you might win something? I'm known to pop a quick contest in the middle of a blog day. But it's not a bridge to Hawaii...you will see what I mean further down.
In the meantime, The In Between Days Blog Hop is going on. We Decadent Publishing authors are killing time between Halloween and the Holidays promoting our stories together!
Today, the incredibly talented Desiree Holt has the Official Tweeners Post!
The Turkish Delights trilogy began last Friday with the release of "Turkish Delights" a hot cougar story. It continues next Tuesday, 11/15 with Blue Cruise and finalizes 11/18 with Tulip Princess.
Blurbs:
Turkish Delight:
The fifteen year age difference between Elle Kensington, ex-patriat American executive and Emre Deniz, son of Istanbul's most successful businessmen, has not kept them from becoming fast friends as they tour Istanbul together. But the time has come for him to return to the U.S. to finish his master's degree and she has just been named CEO of the pharmaceutical company that brought her to Turkey in the first place. Elle adores her adopted country, and is alarmed to find herself falling in love with the young man who's been her impromptu guide for the last few months.
But she knows they can never be. She will return home to California within a month, leaving behind all she loves about the ancient city. In a rare fit of spontaneity, Elle has contracted with Madame Eve's OneNightStand dating service to hopefully find a way to forget the dark, handsome young man who has captured her heart. Little does she know what awaits her in the ancient recesses of the Ottoman palace turned luxury hotel under the hands of her one night stand masseur.
Blue Cruise: Caleb and Tarkan were an odd couple, men from two different cultures, but so in love they were determined to overcome any obstacles. Fate had different plans. Two years after tragedy strikes, Caleb is still a hollow shell of himself, alone and miserable.
Adem Broussard is happy enough, as owner and chef of his restaurant on the Turkish southern coast. But a tall, American Adonis he saw once, years ago on a Turkish Blue Cruise haunts his most erotic dreams and he hopes contracting with Madame Eve's 1NightStand service for an unconventional date will help him forget.
When Caleb caves in to his friend Elle's insistence that he return to Turkey and exorcise some of the demons that haunt him, he reluctantly climbs on board a private yacht for a special 1NightStand Blue Cruise. There he comes face to face with the man who remembers him well, and wants to help him heal.
Tulip Princess:
Lale Deniz, young, drifting and prone to wildness that her Turkish family doesn't understand is seeking something to help reestablish control over her life. Her beloved brother Tarkan has tragically exited her world. His twin lives far away in America with his growing family. When Elle, Emre's wife has a scary brush with death, Lale is dispatched to California to help with their five-year old daughter. But a recovering Elle has plans for Lale that include a magical 1NightStand.
Andreas Michos, Greek former NFL star, now athletic director at UNLV also floats through life seeking fulfillment. His ex-wife and sexual sub left him when he took away the limelight of football stardom. He doubts his own abilities anymore and has given up finding an outlet for his natural Dom.
Set against a backdrop of ancient cultural clashes and Mediterranean family dynamics, Lale and Andreas do meet in Las Vegas at the famous Castillos resort for a date. But it appears destined to fail. Unless they are both willing to relinquish control and discover what can be found inside the soul of another.
And NOW some JOKES! for Mondays which always suck!
The Bridge
A man on his Harley riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said,'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said,'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women.I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"and....
DIVORCE vs. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
here are the rest of the In Between Days Hoppers. check us all out! all month long!
cheers
Liz
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