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This Week

[September 2-8th, 2018] A DIY poster child, celebrity body mods, crime-stopping squirrel monkeys, and no place like home for Dorothy’s ruby slippers.

DIY Advertising

When Jevh Maravilla decided to pick up an order of fries at his local McDonald’s in Pearland, Texas, he noticed the posters on the walls didn’t represent him. As an Asian-American, Maravilla wanted to see some of himself on the walls and took the task literally. He and his friend posed for a photo, added some design elements, and printed up a poster. With a uniform he bought at Goodwill, he snuck it into the restaurant and hung it up. Nobody noticed for over a month, and when the manager did learn of the prank, he said he’d leave it up!

i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51 days since i hung it up. pic.twitter.com/5OTf5aR4vm

— JΞVH M (@Jevholution) September 3, 2018

Body Mods

Modeling accessories is nothing new for celebrities, but accessories that look like they’re growing under their skin is. This past week, A-list influencers like Kim Kardashian West, Chrissy Teigen, and Tan France appeared with photo-realistic prosthetics that look as if they are part of the model’s body. Chokers that look like they’re worn under the skin, fleshy feathers, and crystalline gills were all displayed, and the creator even teased incorporating LED technology that mimicked a heartbeat.