You wouldn't believe how fucking quick-witted I am.
It's mind-boggling.
And I wonder why it is only our minds are ever boggled?
Can something be knee-boggling?
I have had two women in my life who have been cock-boggling,
but that's another story.
People come up to me and say mealy-mouthed shit all the time
like blah blah blah rain forest
and I say burn that bitch down
and build more casinos
and Taco Bells
and strip malls
and then I drink swiftly another beer
as they pretend to be insulted
or offended
and I say to them after burping loudly
go be cosmically bored somewhere else.
This is where the nihilist plays.
Or sometimes people will disagree with what I say
and it's like why bother?
I don't mean it.
I don't mean anything.
Go be cosmically bored somewhere else.
This is where the nihilist plays.
And there was that time
I was encouraging all those kids to take drugs
and skip school
and these adults came up to me
in their sensible shoes
and appropriate dress
and accused me of being irresponsible
and they're right,
I am.
Who the fuck wants to be responsible?
Whenever something goes wrong
they always ask who's responsible for this?
Not me.
I'm irresponsible.
Kindly remove your thumb from your ass
and take your phony indignation somewhere else.
This is where the nihilist plays.
Sometimes I meet people
and they're passionate about something.
They're like passionate about ______
and it doesn't really matter what
because it's just a rock
put into the hole
that is the mind
so it don't feel
so empty.
But it is empty and it is just a rock.
I might be all dick and no balls
but I got sack enough to fill that hole with nothing
but twisted screaming laughter and hysterical tear-drenched wailing.
I'm still clutching the outside world as I lay in a pool of my own loss.
Or is it a pool of my own urine I'm laying in?
It doesn't matter.
This is where the nihilist plays.