“Don’t these creeps take ‘no’ for an answer?”

24. Summer’s End – Robert Hawks

Weirdos on an island! They have onion breath and the ability to wipe memories. The police are in on it. The pharmacy is in on it. The popular girl who throws beach parties is in on it. Spoiler alert – Your dad is in on it. And yet, the main character managed to find a boyfriend possibility. One thing never changes (and the ancient vampire dude in charge should really be aware of this by now) – summer romance is going to happen. It will end the world someday.

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Peregrine’s first summer romance was with Ozymandias. It was cute enough to kill an ancient vampire.

Mixtape:

1. “Indoctrination (A Design for Living)” – Dead Can Dance

2. “Night Chill” – Samhain

3. “Rain Grey, Dark Sky” – Brass Hearse

4. “Dead End City” – Espectrostatic

5. “Vampire Circus” – Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats

6. “Jaktens Tid” – Finntroll

7. “Climb Safely” – Restavrant

8. “Ancestors, The Ancients” – Chelsea Wolfe

9. “To Walk the Night” – Samhain

10. “The Invisible Guests” – King Diamond

11. “Necromania” – Electric Wizard

12. “The Birthing” – Samhain

13. “Jugular Infection” – Terrortron

14. “The Village Idiot” – Wolfmen of Mars

15. “Dead Wrong” – Hanni El Khatib