#NaNoWriMo : Story for the Day: The Moustache

Hilarious, and oh so unprepossessingNovember is many things. It is my favourite month, it is National Novel Writing Month, but it is also Mo-vember or No-shave November, or as I affectionately call it National Celebacy Month on account of the shocking amount of moustaches flying about. Moustaches, to me, are hilarious in theory. I have one on my coffee mug and make more excellent japes, but as a woman I can tell you honestly that they are possibly the most unattractive items in the world...