Apophis

What will you be doing when you areSeventy-Four Years Old?Or,should I ask,what will you be doing onFriday, April 13th, 2029?Yes,it will be aFriday The Thirteenthkind of day!
Are you afraid?To soften the blow,I wrote a humorous story you might want to read calledSome Institutions Will Let You Write Things Down On Paper With A Crayon.Where I usePsychological TermslikeFriggatriskaidekaphobia,Triskaidekaphobia,andParaskevidekatriaphobiato described people inWestern Cultureswho are afraid of the numberThirteen
and the days of the year that fall onFriday The Thirteenth.So why is the date ofApril 13th, 2029so important?That is the day when most of the fanatics of thisWorldwill come out of the woodworkand claim"The end of the world is here!"You see,theEgyptian God Apophisis coming.And is he pissed. I would be too if theEgyptian God Ra took my job away! A little background from the pages ofMythology.net."Apophis has quite the reputation. He’s known as the god of evil, chaos, darkness and destruction. In some retellings of his legend, Apophis was actually a former sun god, who was pushed aside when Ra came onto the stage. Ra and Apophis are therefore constantly fighting, since Apophis does not want him to succeed in his task of bringing up the dawn everyday."Of course,it is not really anEgyptian Godcoming to theEarthto ruin our day.It is anAsteroidcalledApophis.The size of a football stadium,it has been calculated that theAsteroidwill miss theEarthand theMoonon that fateful day.The exciting part of the story is,theAsteroidwill come closer to theEarththen some of ourSatellitescircling our planet.Won't that be a sight to see?Why did I ask,what will you be doing when you areSeventy-Four Years Oldat the beginning of thisPost?Because,that is how old I will be on that dayand I plan on seeing it!
This is,I Have The Genes To Be Able To Do It,Jim Hauenstein,
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“It sounded somewhat doom-laden, so I felt obliged to look it up more thoroughly, in case I should eat some chocolate rather quickly.”
- Carol Anne Dobson -
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