It’s The Way I Tell ‘Em (31)

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The best jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe 2018, apparently

“Working at the JobCentre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day” – Adam Rowe
“I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring” – Leo Kearse
“I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed” – Olaf Falafel
“In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me” – Daniel Audritt
“What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?” – Flo and Joan
“I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy. They keep moving the goalposts” – Darren Walsh
“Trump said he’d build a wall but he hasn’t even picked up a brick. He’s just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project” – Justin Moorhouse
“I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it” – Adele Cliff
“Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?” – Alex Edelman
“I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it’s like this all the time” – Laura Lexx