A Bench View With A Whoopdi Few!

Are benches even a thing anymore? Do people even walk near a shore? Wouldn't that mean they'd have to go outside? Hmm, maybe they went out because someone died. Robbie Raisin guesses there are reasons to go out. I'll let this one come about.

Betty'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Let's see what she shall tell. I bet what she sees on those benches can be swell.

Had a weird one last night
Caught in a tight place
But said to myself I need to wake up
And then I was out of that space.

Tight places can be scary. Unless maybe they are only a little hairy.

Haven't taken a blog break in a while.
Haven't done some of those things unless I am in denial.

Denial saves the day. Keep it that way.

When trying to sell something
One has to be clever with words
But some of these
Are very absurd.

Are you poking fun at our ads? But they are the latest fads.

One more is never enough
For some down the road
Rather keep it simple
At my humble abode.

Buy this now. Is that simple enough somehow?

I think all can occasionally act like a child
In some things we say or do
Been like that all through history
Probably nothing too new.

Are you calling me childish with that? Robbie Raisin can tolerate that.

I do prevent as I can
its safer living that way
and can keep the doctor away

Prevent what? Saying too much at your hut?

Have a few things I said I would do but didn't
Guess most of us can be that way
That is what I will say.

That is it? Our viewers want details to make this a hit.

Can't imagine typing standing up
Would get tired of it after a bit
I rather type as I sit

Who's talking about typing? You'd think this was before Skyping.

Dont like the cold or the snow
Give me heat any day
Even if it is too hot to play.

Heat you can handle. So you light your own candle?

Not too many a one thing success
Takes time to get it right
And I am sure
A lot of work at night.

Oh. That is a loaded one there. Try, try again with a try to spare. Get better at night and the day. Betty sure knows the way. Listen to her, one and all. Now go out and have a ball.

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Standing up typing isn't so bad. Can get tiring though at ones pad. Heat in the middle of the night though. I'm snip snip, so I just don't know. And weird ones in tight spaces too? Damn, Betty sure gets quite the bench with the view. Should we ask where that bench comes to pass? It may just scare my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.