Time for that corporeal upgrade!

Apparently, I have something called “frozen shoulder”.  How do I know?  Well, as of yesterday, the range of motion of my left shoulder has been extremely limited.  It’s weak, quite painful at night, and no longer capable of supporting my weight for my daily regimen.  My buddy Ivon gave me the diagnosis after reading my symptoms over the course of a text conversation.  Out of an abundance of caution, I sought a second opinion from Alexa who informed me that treatments vary from medication to surgery to being put under general anesthesia so a doctor can beat the shit out of that scar tissue.  On the bright side, according to wikipedia, the condition will eventually sort itself out… in approximately two years.


Since I’m no longer able to pursue my 100+ push-ups a day regimen, I’ve switched to a  100+ squats a day regimen which I can thankfully do because it seems I have fully healed from that groin pull/tear.


I am falling apart like my old Toyota corolla and feel there is no other recourse but to  transfer my consciousness to a younger clone body or android facsimile.  Whichever is cheaper.  I’m thinking probably the facsimile but I haven’t been keeping up on the latest technological advancements.  So, if someone can direct me to the proper website, I’d appreciate it.


Speaking of websites – as time wears on, I really begin to resent WordPress for forcing me to switch out of my old WordPress theme that while, yes, antiquated in many ways, was inarguably simple to use.  Today, I am fighting a losing battle against this blog’s insistence on being published under the My TV Productions category.  Also, what’s the deal with that purple podcast icon?  And why won’t it give me the choice of adjusting the size of my photo uploads?


Well, if you’re getting an oversized photo, it might as well be this one.  Suji on the bridge of The Raza –


[image error]I used to get to fly around in space until the bad man at syfy cancelled my dad’s show.

Finally, I want to dedicate today’s entry to a member of our extended blog family, MaggieMayDay, who is going through a very difficult time.  If you’d like to help out, follow the link:


https://www.gofundme.com/elderly-family-in-need-of-help

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