In Memoriam RESPECT

No thank you Youtube. I do not want to know what Forbes thought of her net worth ten years ago. No, I do not want to hear an interview from CNN from fifteen years ago. I do not care what world leader got emotional at the sound of her voice. I truly do not want to know what Twitter has it's pantaloons in a bunch about. In short your search page one is useless to me. 

What do I want? What do I really, really want? 

I want to blast RESPECT till my speakers blow out, while I dance madly around my apartment, trying to ignore the hole in the fabric of reality that just formed. .