A Letter Whoopdi Post To Give A Toast!

What's in a letter? A check would be better. Unless from a debtor. So what's in a letter? I guess I'll just let it go. Maybe some viewers will know. Robbie Raisin won't have to pay. That is a win, I'd say.

L. Diane Wolfe'sWhoopdi Friggin Doo
Let's see what that L has to say. Maybe it will turn into an M by the end of the day. I doubt that. K may be where it is at.

You think we need one more? All right, we'll get one more.

One more what? L at your hut?

I keep getting more Minions. I'm almost out of room in the Minion shrine.

You have slave labor hidden away? You better run from the FBI, CIA, SPCA and PTA.

If there was a race to have kids then I completely missed the starting gun.

So you don't run? You must have good lawyers by the ton.

Couch quarterbacks are only good at flinging beer cans.

Hey, now. No need to name call. We just don't condone slave labor is all.

I don't recall fireworks freaking out our fish, so no animals here will be distressed on the 4th.

And you call them fish? Damn, you serve up one mean dish.

Skinny jeans fate means he'll suffocate.

You kill them off with skinny jeans? Quick. Dial 911 whoever is seeing this on their TV screens.

Some people can't spell or speak worth a darn.
Furries and plushies - run away!

She's out to kill furries too. Hold on. That may not be a bad thing to come due.

I don't have breakthroughs, I just break things.

Or maybe not. She breaks bones with here slave labor plot.

I've always wanted to visit Alaska. Ittoqqortoormiit is close enough.

She is looking to escape the law. Someone grab her before she gets off on a technical flaw.

I don't mind if I sink. I like it underwater.

Oh no! She's drowning the evidence thanks to our show. We helped a slave labor crazy get away. This just wasn't Whoopdi Friggin Doo's best day. No wonder L stands alone. If a loved one goes missing, you now know who to phone.

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So that is why Diane stays home all the time. Also how she can publish books on a dime. She has slave labor hidden away. Excuse us well we go make sure the door is locked at our bay. You mean it is those Despicable Me yellow things? She doesn't have slaves hidden in the wings? Hmm that L is still lingering there with class. We aren't sure we believe that with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.