Sushi Bar

I went to a sushi bar, excited to get fresh cut fish, like they make your plate right in front of you. I ordered the tuna and the chef slapped a large slab of red meaty fish on the table and began to cut away."What is that," I asked."Tuna," the chef replied, confused by my question."That doesn't look like Bumble Bee," I said.And that's why I'm no longer allowed in a sushi bar.