#2 Advice@ScriptoriumLudi
This is the second installment in our new advice column featuring the wisdom of his nibs, the even-handed calligrapher, Brother Ludi.
Today, Sister Bettina from The Chapel of the Divine Patchwork Quilt is caught in the tangled web of misogyny and racism that is rap and hip hop and America.
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Dear Brother Ludi,
My heart is weary with a two-part question that has been bothering me for some time.
1. Can a feminist listen to the ghetto-smack jabberwocky of rap and hip hop without becoming a tacit, if not a flaming, misogynist?
2. If, on the other hand, she chooses not to take her solemn vows as a ghetto-smack misogynist, is she just another racist ho?
Blessing and kisses,
Sister Bettina
Chapel of the Divine Patchwork Quilt
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Dear Sister Bettina,
The answers to your questions actually belong to two very different realms. We are used to those sorts of questions, are we not?
Modern Politically Correct Astrologers have long been considering this conundrum for public consumption. Their Holy Augurs have been divining the rancid entrails of thousands of dead, organic vegetables for the sacred answer to these two mysteries that plague your heart.
We all know how evil a misogynist is, but the problem confronting the holy Augurs inhabiting the PC Aurora Borealis boiled down to this intellectual collision: how bad can an evil misogynist really be if he is an evil black man who has been oppressed in America for over two hundred years, (even if he is only twenty-five-years-old)?
Therefore, on the advice of the Holy Augurs, The College of Politically Correct Astrologers granted full dispensation to rap and hip hop misogynists as long as they are black.
The Astrologer's Holy PC Bull entitles rap and hip hop misogynists to compete for Grammy and AMA awards as well as to appear daily in all of the PC media outlets for public praise and worship.
That is the answer to your question from the nation's Politically Correct Astrologers.
On more common ground, the answers to your questions, Sister Bettina, are simply, no and no.
XXXxx*O*xxXXX
(like my angel?)
BL
Today, Sister Bettina from The Chapel of the Divine Patchwork Quilt is caught in the tangled web of misogyny and racism that is rap and hip hop and America.
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Dear Brother Ludi,
My heart is weary with a two-part question that has been bothering me for some time.
1. Can a feminist listen to the ghetto-smack jabberwocky of rap and hip hop without becoming a tacit, if not a flaming, misogynist?
2. If, on the other hand, she chooses not to take her solemn vows as a ghetto-smack misogynist, is she just another racist ho?
Blessing and kisses,
Sister Bettina
Chapel of the Divine Patchwork Quilt
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Dear Sister Bettina,
The answers to your questions actually belong to two very different realms. We are used to those sorts of questions, are we not?
Modern Politically Correct Astrologers have long been considering this conundrum for public consumption. Their Holy Augurs have been divining the rancid entrails of thousands of dead, organic vegetables for the sacred answer to these two mysteries that plague your heart.
We all know how evil a misogynist is, but the problem confronting the holy Augurs inhabiting the PC Aurora Borealis boiled down to this intellectual collision: how bad can an evil misogynist really be if he is an evil black man who has been oppressed in America for over two hundred years, (even if he is only twenty-five-years-old)?
Therefore, on the advice of the Holy Augurs, The College of Politically Correct Astrologers granted full dispensation to rap and hip hop misogynists as long as they are black.
The Astrologer's Holy PC Bull entitles rap and hip hop misogynists to compete for Grammy and AMA awards as well as to appear daily in all of the PC media outlets for public praise and worship.
That is the answer to your question from the nation's Politically Correct Astrologers.
On more common ground, the answers to your questions, Sister Bettina, are simply, no and no.
XXXxx*O*xxXXX
(like my angel?)
BL
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As far as Hitch is concerned, I think "sexual creepiness" is a much more accurate fit than jamming the chubby old guy into "misogynist." However, I do not think Hitch's sexual creepiness rises anywhere near to the towering heights of Bill Clinton's sexual creepiness.Oh, Canada!
One the one hand, if anyone can find a surviving shard of feminism in Saudi Arabia, it might just be that sexual archeologist, Justin Trudeau, while on the other hand, you know he would defend rap and hip hop on the grave of his mother.
Brother Ludi,As you probably already know, there's been a tweet in which the nation's chief had called a woman "that dog"*. The thing is that here in Portugal some say he meant a female dog ("CADELA"), while others say he was referring a "male dog" ("CÃO").
Can you help us deciphering what he really meant? female or male? you know that in the Latin's sphere gender matters, I mean in written language. You, as a child of the anglosphere will surely help us.
One additional question: what's more humilliating (for Omarosa) being called a "female dog" or a male one? Does being a feminist matter?
"Mens bona regnum possidet", as Seneca said,...
O. W. M....
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*https://edition.cnn.com/2018/08/14/po...
Dear O.W.M.In certain American sub-cultures, "dog" can actually be a term of endearment. However, our usually reliable sources at the Washington National Cathedral say that his Hindness, The Donald, is neither that hip nor that sophisticated nor that endearing.
Cathedral sources also suggest that this cruel man was referring to the dismissed advisor as a "neutered" dog rather than the active male or female variety. Brother Domingo just shrugged his shoulders when I asked him how this might play in the Latin sphere.
To answer your second question, by being a reality boob tube star and then accepting a position in Daffy Quack Quack's administration, Omorosa is completely immune to personal humiliation.
XXXxx*O*xxXXX
(like my angel?)
BL
I'm sure you like the old movies. But in our days they get even older as some feminists reign on Hitchcock, the females-humilliator. Take the case of Vertigo, an art piece, (my guess): it would be almost dangerous our days to even think of it, so misogynist, some think, the film is.
Enjoy the article: Vertigo is not the last word in misogyny, but a feminist deconstruction of it
in: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018...
Tempus fugit. ...so the good old movies.
O.W.M...
PS I am not sure your advice service includes "feminist" men; but don't exclude this canadian one, please:
Maybe your advice will make him to wake up