Shmagma, Goog, Whizz, Thizz, and Z-bars: Know Your Drug Slang!

"Hey buddy -- wanna buy some shmagma?"

Know your drug slang! The DEA's new report includes these amusingly psychedelic street terms:

Goog: Ecstasy/MDMD/Molly
Pink panther: Marijuana
Whizz: Methamphetamine
Shmagma: Marijuana
Thizz: Ecstasy/MDMD/Molly
Abajo: Heroin
Z-Bars: Alprazolam (Xanax)

DEA Drug Slang Report is (Probably) Unintentionally Hilarious