Agent Boudreaux's cousin, Elmer Udd, had an innate feeling about the potential of radio energy to tap into the hidden languages of animals. Initially, his co-workers dismissed the unintelligible noise as "static" but he knew better. His reliable and ever-faithful lab assistant, Nipper (who would go on to RCA Records fame) never complained. In fact, on that fateful Thursday evening, after many double-vodkas, Nipper pretended with all his heart and soul to actually hear the subtle chanting of Labradors from Mars that Elmer swore was self evident. Such a kind canine has never existed since.
* Nipper would go on to fame and fortune as the curious dog of RCA Records, his well deserved reward for having infinite patience.
* Elmer ended his days in the Happy Valley Convalescent Home, having never blinked again.
Published on August 05, 2018 13:27