Help, I'm Trapped Inside My House Because If I Go Outside, I Can't Breathe. Come To Sunny California!

I am not kidding. For the upteenth Pinot Grigo is only $6.99 for a 1.5 liter bottle we are sequestered inside here in sunny lovely California where everything is burning down, down, down, to the ground and the Gov is convening 'panels' to talk about it. Yes, let's TALK. Let's talk about how insane things have gotten in this state where people are still given permits to put their homes in super dangerous areas on super steep slopes because the counties have quietly removed all steep slope protections so developers can still shove homes into places that will BURN down and the homes are made of WOOD of the most flammable kind injected with flammable glues and the roofs are still made of OIL because nobody is giving incentives for Californians to install STEEL ENAMEL fire proof roofs because they want to blame it all on our natives, the PINES and the MANZANITA and the OAKS and the FIRS and the COYOTE BRUSH and the CHAMISE and the CEANOTHUS and the TOYON and the almost gone BLOOMERIA and the BUCKBRUSH and the COFFEE BERRY and the SAGE...to be able to CUT IT ALL DOWN FOR "FIRE SAFETY" even though everyone's houses MADE OF WOOD burn down anyway...

California has always been crazy but this never cost people their lives and now it is. It's called hypocrisy.

We are locked up, locked in. Can't breathe. It doesn't have to be this way. Nobody's in charge.

Send pizza and beer.