Extra Virgin

It's official, Jason is taking me to the Virgin Islands for Thanksgiving!

California is always too far/expensive to go to for Thanksgiving so I typically stay here. But Jason had some hotel nights to use so we thought, why not get the F outta town, to a place where I don't have neighbors complaining to my super about "intimate noises" all the goddamn time. I'M YOUNG AND HOT leave me alone!

We were originally going to go to Miami for Turkey Day but the W Hotel down there is all booked (booo) so we're staying at the Westin in St. John!!!!

The upside is:

 

 

The downside:

These days I feel more like this…

Instead of this:

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I need to get my fat fanny to the gym…and/or kill Abbey Clancy, just because you don't need the comparison.