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The Fiver isn’t exactly breaking exclusive news by pointing out that José Mourinho is a bit miffed right now. You could understand, just about, the reason for him walking around with a face on after his Manchester United side lost a training kickabout against Liverpool. But now his players have beaten Real Madrid, which according to playground rules makes them either the champions of Europe or the third best team in La Liga, not quite as good as Atlético and a whole 17 points worse than Barcelona but a fair bit better than Getafe, Girona and Eibar.

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