Inside the Book: Sasquatch of Mars by Bridget Chase, An Action Comedy Short Story Kindle eBook
Drone footage retrieved from Mars shows something all too familiar. Could there really be Sasquatch on Mars? A NASA and military team embark on a secret operation. Mary, a NASA astronaut, enlists Bigfoot to make the journey with the them. This could be the most important find in history but Bigfoot really is only interested in one thing, Mary. Adventure, action, laughs, in depth descriptions of the women.
Sample:
Chapter 1
“This can’t be.”
The thin scientist adjusted his glasses.
“Play it again.”
The assistant clicked repeat.
Dr. Tamer held his breath.
The screen showed footage taken from a drone on Mars.
From the left side of the screen came an animal. It walked on two legs, was covered in fur, and for a brief moment looked over at the camera.
The resolution sucked, but Dr. Tamer knew what he saw.
“A Sasquatch on Mars.”
∞
Damn look at that ass. Bigfoot starred at Mary’s gorgeous figure.
Mary is played by the ultra-fine Gal Gadot.
She was leaning over a table and talking to Dr. Tamer. A few ‘other’ high ranking military personnel listened.
Mary wore a translucent black robe, open, and a skimpy black bikini that cupped her tiny tits. Why was she wearing a bathing suit in this meeting? Because this is a fucking book and it might as well be fucking fun.
Desire built in Bigfoot’s loins.
“So what do you think?”
Bigfoot looked up. Shit, they are looking at me. “Um, what’s that?”
Dr. Tamer asked again. “What do you think?”
Bigfoot thought for a moment and then realized they meant the video, not Mary’s sweet ass.
“I’m not sure.” Bigfoot didn’t give a rat’s ass about this Sasquatch, Mars, or any of this horse shit. He was here for Mary.
She had been sent, by NASA, to Bigfoot’s home in Los Angeles. After only one look, Bigfoot would have followed her on whatever fucking mission she asked.
“It kind of looks like me. Shit, how weird that it resembles so closely the first time I was captured on film.” Bigfoot crossed his arms over his barrel chest.
“This is lunacy. Mars is barren. How can a fucking hairy animal live there?” Sergeant Silver wrinkled his old face. He was worried about the safety of America and shit. Hairy aliens of Mars were definitely a threat to American and Christian culture.
“This is a monumental find,” Mary said, “We’ve discovered the first alien, and it has ties to Bigfoot. This could rewrite the history of the earth.” She turned to Bigfoot.
Bigfoot’s eyes were on her candy cleavage. So gorgeous.
“Aren’t you excited? You might learn about your past and where you came from.”
He looked up. “Yeah, sure, find out about my past, cool. Maybe first you and I can go back to my living quarters and-”
She cut him off, “I mean it must be so amazing to suddenly have the possibility of knowing where you came from.” She smiled.
Damn, her smile was fucking phenomenal. Like all the angels, of a time forgotten, spent their entire existence working to make a beautiful smile just for Gal’s face.
“Yeah, exciting,” Bigfoot said.
“So what’s the plan,” the Secretary of State asked, “We can’t go public. None of this leaves this room.”
Dr. Tamer, NASA’s lead Mars Operation Adviser, said, “Follow me. I’m about to blow your fucking socks off.”
Chapter 2
“And why wasn’t the government aware of this?” Sergeant Silver wasn’t pleased.
Dr. Tamer smiled, “NASA has to keep somethings secret. I’m sure you can understand.”
Mary placed her hands on the railing. “It’s amazing!”
Bigfoot couldn’t take his eyes off her ass. He wanted that ass in bed with a fucking dessert cart. He imagined days of rolling in the sheets. Frantic runs to the refrigerator at the height of exhaustion from dehydration.
The military and NASA people talked and Bigfoot hardly listened. He just watched Mary.
Bigfoot focused on the sit of her tits. He enjoyed the animal desires that her springy breasts induced. Her lips, smile, and eyes, were unbelievable music of erotic perfumes that stole his senses.
“So what do you say?”
Bigfoot looked at Mary’s eyes.
Shit missed stuff again.
The other personnel waited for him to answer.
“Do what again?”
Mary smiled and Bigfoot tried to listen.
“Will you go with us to Mars to find out what this thing is?”
“You’re going?” Bigfoot asked.
“Yes.”
“Do you think maybe we could go back to my room-”
“-Oh, don’t worry about room. There is plenty in the ship for all of us,” she said.
Bigfoot looked past them to the enormous ship hidden in this underground bunker.
Man, I want to fuck her. “Guess I’m going to Mars,” Bigfoot said and smiled. Passion flowed through his heart at the idea of first penetration. Bigfoot would fuck her on any planet, shee-it! Mars included.
∞
Theme song during clips of a spaceship journeying across the black abyss:
Rocket rides,
Pretty much better than any ride!
When Gal Gadot is by your side,
Don’t be shy,
Look that bitch in the eye!
Rocket rides,
Journeying to Mars for the very first time!
When the police can’t handle the sit-iation,
Bigfoot is now the ultimate OPER-A-TION!
ROCKET RIDES!
The steam punk American spacecraft flew past huge asteroids, cosmic debris, and an army of dead robotic Ultimate Warrior soldiers.
“It’s so amazing,” Mary said.
Bigfoot and Mary stood by a small port hole looking back on the tiny blue planet called Earth.
“Yes, yes it is,” Bigfoot said. His eyes were on her.
Mary turned. Her dark eyes twinkled. “Stop it,” she said playfully. “With Earth so far away. There is a chance we will never make it home.”
Bigfoot placed a hand on her shoulder. He could tell by her body language that she needed some comfort. “Come back to my room and lets fuck.”
Mary looked back out the porthole. She leaned her head on his shoulder. “Let’s just look at the Earth.
Damn. “sure, whatever you want.” Bigfoot wondered how many people were fucking on that little rock out in space right now. Wish I was one of them.
Scents from Mary’s hair drifted into Bigfoot’s animal nostrils. Strawberries. Yes, he was going to have this woman someday.
The ships intercom came to life. “Alert, alert, all hands to main deck. Hurry!”
Mary and Bigfoot ran to see what the problem was.
∞
Ship Captain Russel Crowe sat in the cockpit. His hands gripped the controls tightly.
Mary and Bigfoot entered.
“What’s happening?” she asked.
Alarms sounded and lights flashed.
“Fuck, we were hit by a small asteroid. Landing gear is fucked.” Russel Crowe looked back over his shoulder to take a quick look at Mary.
She wore a sexy outfit similar to what Gal wore in Wonder Woman, except it was white. Her trim legs were a beautiful candle lighting the way for young boys to become men. Mary’s tits were cupped exquisitely in the form fitted corset.
“So what does that mean?” Mary asked.
Russel Crowe sighed. “It means a rough landing.”
By the way Russel said it, Mary knew it meant they may not survive.
Bigfoot brushed her gorgeous black hair over her ear. His mind was focused on slipping one of his ape hands into the cup of her corset and playing with her ball busting cupcakes.
“Better strap in,” Russel said. “We will be making an emergency landing.”
Mary hopping into a seat and fastened the seatbelt harness.
Bigfoot clicked the fasteners.
It was 2am earth time. He wondered if Showgirls was playing on Showtime again tonight. Damn, they play that movie like six nights a week.
Bigfoot was a little sad he was missing it.
He loved the pool scene.
∞
“Holy fuck!”
Russel Crowe stumbled out into the Mars desert.
Bigfoot helped to steady Mary. She held a hand to her helmet.
“You okay?” Bigfoot asked.
“I think so.” She looked back. “Will we be able to make it home?”
“Not sure,” Russel said. He stood with his hands on his hips looking at the shit fuck of a situation they were in.
The ship was half buried in dirt. It looked like a crushed beer can. Not that it looked stylish to begin with, but yeah, the ship was fucked.
They had pretty much crashed. Luckily, the safety precautions had saved them.
Two NASA team members were with them.
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