Tuesday Thoughts - Dead Moles

Coworker #4: "I do not want to see a picture of a dead mole."
Me: "Okay, how bout a live frog?" 

Boss Lady: "You don't need to fill out an injury claim?"
Me: "Nah, I just took it easy."

What my crew lead said: "You just take it easy!" 
What my crew lead was thinking: "Please don't do anything that would make you need to fill out an injury claim." 

Me: "Oh, how clever! He put the body in the crawdad trap!" 
Coworkers #1-3: "...."

Crew Lead: "Nice farmers tan!"
Me: "Ha! This is nothing. Last week I looked like Neapolitan ice-cream!"