Bad Analogy Pitch Session 4

"Mr. Editor. I've written a great fantasy novel I think will interest you. The main character, Todd, is an eighteen year old boy who is really hot, like if Brad Pitt married Russell Crowe and they had kids – except that they can't really do that because they're two peas in the same pod, if you know what I mean. Anyway, he meets this princess from another world, but they flee the castle to escape a wizard who's way evil, like the Grinch on meth with more magic than a bag of tricks.

"So the two ...