Inside the Book: Big Breasted Vampire Sluts by Bridget Chase- A Horror Comedy Short Story
The sudden appearance of a structure, nicknamed the Turquoise Palace, lures in a team of NASA scientists. Video footage recovered from a team member’s helmet cam showed something the government wasn’t prepared for. Scarlet is one of the missing scientists. Her husband Stud, journeys to the military outpost in Transylvania to find answers.
Sample- Chapter 1:
Dust swirled in the purple plum sunset. A distant light beckoned.
The ‘pimped out’ retro-fitted NASA rover, sped through the small village.
With the sun below the horizon, their destination, nicknamed Turquoise Palace, sparkled in the dying light.
(♪ Synthwave 80’s music played ♪)
Running lights danced on Cosmic Ray’s visor as he drove.
The rover was refabricated, resembling a sleek race car. The tires chewed the gravel.
He strangled the wheel. A tight harness held him to his seat. The vehicle bounced.
“Fifteen minutes till arrival,” Cosmic Ray said over the intercom.
The team member beside him, Scarlet, nodded. Her eyes were fixed on the glowing alien structure.
Ray looked in the rearview mirror. His other teammate sat unmoving.
In the back, Agent Repeat thought about the mission. Repeat was sure this was a suicide run. He looked out the side window. Endless woods containing hell waited. Repeat wondered what the two others had done to deserve being sent to Transylvania?
∞
“Play it again.”
Maloy watched. He hardly breathed.
Diggs tapped the screen.
It was footage from the team’s helmet cam.
“OH GOD! FUCK!” the guy screamed.
Their flashlights swirled over endless dark crevices.
Red eyes burned in the darkness.
Blurry things were there and then gone.
“This is Cosmic Ray’s helmet cam?” Maloy asked.
“Yes sir,” Diggs replied.
Ray spun.
Quick movements darted in front of him.
A woman screamed.
Ray opened fire.
Dusts and debris swirled across the camera lens.
Something moved in the mist.
“FUCK!” Ray shouted. Static abused the audio. His rifle flashed.
Something danced around in the dark fog.
“Pause it!” Maloy said.
The video stopped.
Diggs and Maloy leaned forward.
The screen reflected on his glasses
“I’ll be damned,” Diggs said.
“Fuck me.” Maloy rubbed his slack jaw, “What are we going to tell the Defense Board?”.
The image was blurred, but there was no denying what they saw.
“Big breasted Vampire Sluts,” Maloy said.
∞
(♪ Badass ‘trance inducing’ Synthwave music played ♪)
The red two door 1988 Pontiac Fiera raced through the empty night.
The dark forest- an empty expanse closed in.
With the windows down, the cool air blew over Stud’s tense face.
Music blared, rising into the abyss of the night.
Notes and rhythm, wrung images from Stud’s mind.
Greif pulled him. Questions drew him.
The headlights cut twin dragons out of the void.
All alone on the road, the world didn’t exist. Reality became the ten feet of concrete illuminated by the headlights, and the pain gripping his heart.
Chapter 2
SLIK SLAK! Cosmic Ray hit the dark wolf in the face. It stumbled back. He leveled his rifle and fired.
CLAK, CLAK, CLAK! Bullets blew holes in its chest.
The beast roared.
Scarlet came to Ray’s side after shooting down a blood thirsty bat. “We’re fucked,” she shouted.
The wolf, that walked on two legs, fell.
Ray moved quickly to its side. He squeezed the trigger unloading the whole mag into the things face.
Blood popped and flesh tore. Part of its nose ripped off and white skull crunched with holes.
The beast snarled.
CLAK, CLAK, CLAK! Scarlet shot at the swarming bats.
“Thing won’t fucking die,” Ray said.
The beast climbed to its feet as Ray reloaded.
Lighting bolted through the night sky. Water raged at the perilous rocks beside them.
The wolf ran forward.
Ray raised his rifle. When the wolf grabbed hold, he rolled back. Placing a foot to the wolf’s stomach, he threw it over the side of the cliff.
Off in the distance torches burned along the walls of a small village.
“Let’s move,” Scarlet said. One of her bullets tore through the eye of a bat. Black yogurt exploded from its head.
The two of them hurried along the wooded path. Small steams and rocky hills slowed their progress.
∞
The office was silent.
General Brick got up from his chair. He walked to the window. Pulling down the blinds he peered out.
Darkness weighed heavy on the landscape.
His eyes scanned the dark woods.
Only an hour ago, Maloy had shown him the footage. It was the militaries worst nightmare.
General Brick knew about NASA’s discover of ‘big breasted vampire sluts’ on the dark side of the moon.
But, now they were here, and in Transylvania of all places. He came back to his desk and sat.
Opening a bottom drawer, he pulled out a bottle of whiskey and a single glass.
Maybe I… He didn’t’ know what to do.
His team was gone and he was here, in this small military outpost, only miles way.
General Brick kicked back the whiskey. It burned his throat. A fogginess came over his mind.
He jumped when a hand caressed his shoulder.
The General quickly turned. He came face to face with gorgeous big tits.
He looked up. “Who, who?”
The gorgeous woman leaned down. Her cleavage was cupped in a dark leather corset. They were pressed together and in his face.
Her body was one of ‘nut busting’ dreams. Slim waist, provocative hips, lips of an orgasm, and tits that make men rocket cum like the floods of Noah.
“You reek of fear and…”
She leaned closer.
He felt her eyelashes tickle his cheek.
“Arousal.”
The General lost his breath when her hand cupped his crotch.
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