Ahoy Pirates!

I love this so much. Some website (I won’t name it) has stolen Entangled Earth, not surprising as I’ve been chucking free copies around for reviews. I’d be mad but nah, it’s still publicity. The best bit is they’ve clearly run the synopsis through a thesaurus machine and what’s come out is brilliant! This is how you sell a book! Look at it!

“Physics isn’t effortless. Rule #1 must always be ‘Don’t wreck the world’, yet occasionally technology doesn’t stick with the rules.

An scan long past mistaken ability the Earth may possibly basically have days left. The planet is being torn aside through an invisible and lethal… whatever.

Physicist Mia eco-friendly needs to get domestic to England, from a devastated Paris, to discover her family members and perhaps, simply probably, cease the scan that’s finishing the world.”

I adore this. Illiterate pirates sailing the internet ahoy!