Hello, there. My name's Mike and I'm miserable.

For some reason, I got like ten new followers overnight. I had even recently posted something too, which usually has the opposite effect. But anyway. I am officially, mark-your-calendars sick, something I haven't been since 2008. My eyes are red and scratchy. My throat is red (I'm guessing) and scratchy. My nose is running. My head feels like it's full of cotton. I have a slight cough. Primarily, my throat hurts, that's the main thing. I would give my left nut for a lozenge with heroin in it. Welcome aboard. Expect more whining.