Jurassic Pork

Flash Fiction Month 2018, Day 8 “Welcome…” announced that Attenborough guy. Not David Attenborough. The other one. “…to Jurassic Pork!” “Oink,” said the park’s only exhibit, contentedly. “What makes this Jurassic, exactly?” asked Sam Neill. “Didn’t you hear?” asked…I think it’s Rupert? Rupert Attenborough. “This pig—this specific pig lounging in its own filth right in […]