An Ode to Clothing

This is an ode to clothing of

A very special type.

It’s rather undervalued,

There’s never any hype.

This clothing, though, is central

To dignity, and more—

Without it, all our pants would be

In heaps upon the floor.

It’s belts of which I’m speaking,

It’s belts that keep things right.

Without our belts, the world would see

Our undies, pink and white.

These marvellous creations

Robust and cheap and true

They keep our very’ buttcracks

Right out of public view!

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Image from Pixabay © 39839 2013

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