DSoD Contest Results (NSFW)!

Okay, everyone, the contest results are in!

Hoot, Chief, and me, Leonard Kinsey, originally had a different list which put Chris at #1, until our significant others gave us the beat down and we realized we should probably add criteria other than total drool expended. So, taking into account carnality, originality, the amount of time it looked like the contestants spent on arranging the shoot, and finally, the adherance to the theme of "The Dark Side of Disney", we chose:

Third Place – Chris...