Limericks from BA, Julia, Sean and Kiernan

We decided to write y'all original limericks today!

Kiernan Kelly

There once was a writer who needed

a deadline to hit unimpeded

she banged on the keys

and prayed on her knees

but the day came and went unheeded.

Sean Michael

There once was a man young and strong

Who had a dick nice and long

He knew how to play

Each and every day

And he’d share it with you for a song.

Julia Talbot

There once was a man from the 'Burque

Who met his new lover at work

They both loved to go

to the weekend rodeo

which turned out to be a great perk

Yep, I have cowboys chatting at me.

BA Tortuga

There once was a poor crazy writer

Whose boys would constantly fight her

They wanted to fuck

But settled on suck

Else the Dreamspun rules come back to bite her.

Can you tell we're all a little punch drunk?

Happy 4th y'all!

XXOO

Julia

Visit our websites:

Sean's is http://www.seanmichaelwrites.com

Julia’s is http://www.juliatalbot.com

BA’s is http://www.batortuga.com

Kiernan's is www.KiernanKelly.com

Facebook:

Sean -- https://www.facebook.com/SeanMichaelW...

Julia -- https://www.facebook.com/juliatalbota...

BA -- https://www.facebook.com/batortuga

Kiernan -- https://www.facebook.com/kiernan.kelly

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Published on July 03, 2018 05:00
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