July 4th Reconsidered

Let us pause for a moment of reflection while America celebrates itself on this July 4th and ignite a few cherry bombs of objectivity in honor of this auspicious day.

How can we celebrate this day without first mentioning President Daffy Quack Quack, Pilloried Hillary, Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, Whacky Bush Doodles, Billy Willy Dilly, Bonzo Gonzo Reagan and Peanuts Carter?

How can we celebrate this day without mentioning two of the greatest war criminals in the 20th century, Lyndon Johnson and Richard Nixon?

How can we celebrate this day without mentioning the wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Vietnam?

How can we celebrate this day without mentioning Agent Orange that is still poisoning people, fields, forests and rivers in Vietnam?

How can we celebrate this day without mentioning the mini police states of the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the Secret Service and ICE?

How can we celebrate this day without mentioning the lack of a universal health system such as the one Germany introduced for its citizens back in 1883?

May we humbly ask Messieurs Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, Adams, Jay, Madison and Hamilton, "is this is really what you had in mind? Is it really?"
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Published on July 04, 2018 08:18
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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

I humbly asked George, and he replied with an indignant and incredulous tone saying; "Where the hell did you say those damn immigrants were coming from?"


message 2: by Owlseyes (last edited Jul 05, 2018 05:23AM) (new)

Owlseyes 🗽Maybe Washington would say: "we celebrate OUR independence from the British. We're still an independent nation; yes, not quite, some deviations ("from what we had in mind") along the way,...but still independent". He would add: is there any place elsewhere better?🗽(please, tell me where)


message 3: by David (last edited Jul 05, 2018 06:36AM) (new)

David Gustafson Amigo, Scandinavia, The Netherlands, Switzerland, Austria, Japan, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Canada might all raise their hands.


message 4: by Owlseyes (last edited Jul 05, 2018 11:50AM) (new)

Owlseyes They won't; because they all will need the USA, starting with protection, just in case...

PS Sweden for sure won't, it's hell in some places (view spoiler)


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