They're Here!

My wife thinks our house has a ghost haunting it. The circuit breaker for the sump pump went on the fritz on Thursday. On Friday the thermostat for the furnace crapped out and had to be replaced. Yesterday the fan in the bathroom decided to run 24/7 whether the light switch that controls it was in the ON position or not. Give me a break.

What ever happened to helpful spirits? Is it too much to ask for a poltergeist who…say…randomly fixes shit? Hey, I'll even settle for Faeries. I'll leave milk and honey out for them—hell--I'll leave fillet mignon out for them if they fix my car, and maybe mow the lawn/shovel the driveway once in a while.

Wait…what's this? I think my monitor is going wonky. That's it! I'm going to the supermarket right now to pick up some Ghost Be Gone in an aerosol spray can.

Take that, Casper!