THE DAY IN TWEETS:

If I had an office I'd spend the day meticulously organizing it. Feeling frayed. #opening monologue of IIM #19. Oopha. #i'm going to write a funny story about some nice kitties #"Chairman Meow, hurry! We have to get these marshmallows to the spring carnival before Baron Von Munch-housen gets all hunn-y again!" #"You mean HUNGry, Mr. Eustice Snickerdoodle O'Reilly," corrected Chariman Meow, and climbed onto his bicycle made of clouds! #i think we can go ahead and put today in the W column...