Get Your Halloween Jokes Here

Am I the only one who likes to tell their kiddos corny Halloween jokes?

Or even to friends or co workers or random strangers waiting in post office lines (sorry lady, I thought it was funny)?

Well, in honor of All Hallows Eve, I'm sharing my most corny ones with you... leave yours in the comments (PG ONLY pretty please)

Why did dracula take cold medicine? because of his COFFIN!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? because he didn't have any BODY to go with!

What kind of witch lives at the beach? A sandwitch!

What is a ghosts favorite breakfast? Scream of Wheat with fresh BOO berries!

What does a sea monster eat for lunch? fish and SHIPS.

hahaha...get it? fish and SHIPS?

okay, now it's your turn.....