Supremely Underwhelming
Just when Bonjour Amigos thought that the daily fire fights between the blustery President Daffy Quack Quack and the adolescent PC media spank-wankers could not possibly get more hilarious, Justice Kennedy has announced his retirement from the Supreme Court, tipping the court one more vote in favor of a conservative majority.
The Senate has promised a confirmation vote on Quack Quack's nominee this autumn. This will not be a Senate hearing. This debate will be an endless interrogation on one topic and one topic only.
Butter the popcorn, Mama, we are about to witness an historic screaming match between the PC pajama boys and Daffy Quack Quack over whether or not an abortion is truly a blessing upon a woman's immortal soul.
Could there ever be two sides so ill-equipped to wrestle with a matter of such gravity?
On one side we will have the hysterical PC snowflakes and pajama boys backed-up 24/7 by the high-pitched chorus of pompous media wankers while on the other side, we will have Daffy Quack Quack who brings to this weighty argument all of the intellectual acuity of a real estate trust-funder punk and boob tube reality star.
Given the character of the combatants, this historic duel promises to have all of the intellectual velocity of a water balloon bombardment.
In all fairness, we must also give consideration to the quality of the target audience. America does sport the largest population of over-forty adolescents on the small planet earth.
Butter the popcorn, Mama! This is going to be very, very hilarious and very, very loud and and very, very pretentious and very, very silly!
The Senate has promised a confirmation vote on Quack Quack's nominee this autumn. This will not be a Senate hearing. This debate will be an endless interrogation on one topic and one topic only.
Butter the popcorn, Mama, we are about to witness an historic screaming match between the PC pajama boys and Daffy Quack Quack over whether or not an abortion is truly a blessing upon a woman's immortal soul.
Could there ever be two sides so ill-equipped to wrestle with a matter of such gravity?
On one side we will have the hysterical PC snowflakes and pajama boys backed-up 24/7 by the high-pitched chorus of pompous media wankers while on the other side, we will have Daffy Quack Quack who brings to this weighty argument all of the intellectual acuity of a real estate trust-funder punk and boob tube reality star.
Given the character of the combatants, this historic duel promises to have all of the intellectual velocity of a water balloon bombardment.
In all fairness, we must also give consideration to the quality of the target audience. America does sport the largest population of over-forty adolescents on the small planet earth.
Butter the popcorn, Mama! This is going to be very, very hilarious and very, very loud and and very, very pretentious and very, very silly!
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In any event, the opponents in this upcoming hearing will be hilariously out of their depth while their noxious sanctimony promises to be suffocating. Secular sanctimony can be even more choking than the religious variety.
OR, the curse upon a baby-in-the-womb's soul; in some cases.